DND4DESC@ 23SS 520S LOVE TROJAN

White tees become biometric canvases:

♂️ "YOUR BOYFRIEND" firmware leaks dopamine code via strawberry transmitters

♀️ "YOUR GIRLFRIEN∆" firewall misses the final D to trigger love-bug capture

Syncing heartbeat algorithms at 520bps. This limited attack vector expires in 5.20μs.